HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEFF! It's your highly-predictable-at-this-point birthday t-shirt!
What a shit year! 🎈🥂🐬😃 Here's hoping 2021 is far less worse.
Features: - like always, if you are not Jeff Hands, you cannot have this shirt - unless you actually have a million dollars, in which case let's talk - ribbed crewneck - size large but only 'cause you'll fight me on actually being medium - still owe you last year's tee (some friend I am) - 100% cotton - glad to have you home this year, even though we can't see each other - 😷 - you did amazing this year, truly - rooting for you, always - (^ that one never changes!)