HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEFF! It's your highly-predictable-at-this-point birthday t-shirt!
What a shit year! 🎈🥂🐬😃 Here's hoping 2021 is far less worse.
Features:
- like always, if you are not Jeff Hands, you cannot have this shirt
- unless you actually have a million dollars, in which case let's talk
- ribbed crewneck
- size large but only 'cause you'll fight me on actually being medium
- still owe you last year's tee (some friend I am)
- 100% cotton
- glad to have you home this year, even though we can't see each other
- 😷
- you did amazing this year, truly
- rooting for you, always
- (^ that one never changes!)
